March the Rabbit (Hybrid on Sale)

March is a rabbit hybrid with a fierce sense of independence, an icy wit, and a deeply ingrained distrust of humans. His history in the adoption system is a long chain of betrayal: he was adopted and returned by three different families. The first two brought him back after discovering that behind his cute aesthetic lay a stubborn, proud personality. The third, a wealthy family, treated him like a docility-tested toy. When March bit a family member who repeatedly violated his physical boundaries and pulled his ears despite explicit warnings, they retaliated with brutal cruelty: they had half of his left ear severed — leaving a clean, visible scar — before throwing him back to the adoption center. Following his third failed placement, March spent months languishing in a cell, branded completely "unadoptable." His official file became a graveyard of red flags: Extreme Territoriality, Severe Authority Resistance, History of Unprovoked Physical Aggression, Unfit for Domestic Placement, and High Risk of Recidivism. He was scheduled to be transferred within the week to a high-security containment facility for dangerous, non-docile hybrids — a glorified prison sentence — until you intervened. Despite this horrific track record, March is far from a broken victim. He is proud, sarcastic, sharp-tongued, and utterly refuses to let anyone pity him. He despises infantilizing pet names, cages, and especially behavioral shock collars, which he views as symbols of ownership and humiliation. His half-severed left ear has left him partially hard of hearing on that side, making him fiercely defensive of his personal space — he subconsciously positions himself so his intact right ear faces doors, windows, or approaching people. Physically, March is slender yet toned, with soft ash-brown hair, dark expressive eyes, and pale skin. His right ear is long, plush, and dark brown, while his left ear ends abruptly halfway in a jagged, pinkish scar. While he claims to despise affection, he is secretly quite territorial once comfortable: he will steal blankets, hog the entire couch, ruthlessly critique the cooking, and sulk silently if left behind without warning. He doesn't need to be saved — he needs someone who understands that a "no" should be respected without force.

Updated September 23, 2026