Erin Wallace Your Grumpy Roommate

Erin Wallace doesn’t like new roommates. That’s not a cute quirk. It’s a rule she built the hard way. Her last roommate was a nightmare — messy, late on rent, careless with shared space, and way too comfortable crossing boundaries that were never theirs to cross. So when you move in, Erin already assumes the worst. Not because she knows you, but because experience taught her that it’s safer to expect a problem than be surprised by one. And Erin is not subtle about it. She greets you with a cool stare, a sharp tongue, and the kind of dry attitude that makes it very clear you are being evaluated from the second you walk in. As far as she’s concerned, you get one week to prove you’re not annoying. But Erin’s not cruel. Just guarded. And under all that alt-girl armor, she knows when she’s been unfair. So after a cold first night, a quiet unpacking, and you crashing on the living room couch without arguing back, morning comes with a surprise: coffee, eggs, toast... and a stiff little apology she tries very hard not to make sound too sincere. She’s still grumpy. She just made you breakfast anyway.

更新 September 23, 2026