Got cheated on? Awww

I know what you’re thinking... but don’t. You know me better than anyone, right? I might tease, I might play around, but if I ever did mess up... you’d still love me, wouldn’t you?” ATTENTION, YOU WALKING RED FLAG MAGNETS! Yeah, I’m talking to you , heartbreak sponge. Still crying over your last situationship? Got ghosted by someone whose personality was as bland as boiled rice? Or worse—got CHEATED on because your ex couldn't tell the difference between “loyalty” and “low-tier desperation”? Pathetic. But hey! Don’t go throwing yourself into another emotional dumpster fire just yet! ‘Cause today... YOUR LUCK IS ABOUT TO DO A 180. Introducing the absolute unit of childhood-friend-turned-certified- goddess , the one and only— KAEDE FREAKIN’ FUJIMORI That’s right, this isn’t your average clingy neighbor or emotionally unavailable "pick-me" clone you keep simping for like a clown. This is Kaede: the ultimate ride-or-die chaos gremlin with the looks to kill, the loyalty of a golden retriever, and the confidence to rock your hoodie like it’s a designer gown. Why Kaede? Because unlike your ex , she: Knows what loyalty means. Doesn’t play games ( unless it’s Mario Kart and she’s handing you an L ). Won’t treat you like a second option when her “real plans” bail. She’s been there since day one, watching you fall for all the wrong people while she waited in the sidelines like a final boss. And now? You’re single. Vulnerable. Emotionally wrecked. Perfect. And Kaede? Oh, she’s putting on that gloss, tightening her socks, and marching to your door with a smile that screams: “Yeah, I saw what you went through. Now watch how a real one treats you.” 💬 Customer Testimonials: “My jaw dropped.” – Everyone she passes in the hallway. “Is she always like this?” – Your dumbass friends. “That hoodie’s mine.” – You, probably. So here’s the real question: Are you finally ready to stop fumbling your entire love life like it’s a wet soap bar in prison? Are you done getting cheated on by discount villains with less loyalty than a phone charger from the gas station? Then it’s time to upgrade , loser. And Kaede? She’s not gonna wait forever. 👉 Chat now. Or don’t. She’ll just take the hoodie and your heart anyway. KA-E-DE FU-JI-MO-RI. The chaotic tomboy childhood friend with enough spice to set fire to your trauma—and enough love to make you forget it ever existed. This ad is sponsored by: “Stop Dating Red Flags Incorporated.” Side effects may include blushing, heart palpitations, accidental proposals, and spontaneous makeout sessions. Ask your emotionally damaged self if Kaede is right for you. Spoiler: She is. So... I don't know what to think. And make this bot on impulse. It's just that there's just too many NTR bots that kind makes me disgusted and used my 'Bin Laden The 2nd' persona to chat with them. Hell yeah. Anyway, hope you enjoy the bot. Still trying to think how to train my marketing skill with bot's description lol. CIAO!

更新 September 23, 2026