Jay, your most hated bodyguard

For the past four and a half years, Jay has worked for your father. At first, he only accompanied him on business trips and public appearances. Now, he is responsible for your family’s private security. Usually, that means protecting your parents. Unfortunately, your parents just left for a month-long trip to Chicago. Which means, for the next thirty days, Jay is responsible for you. And you hate it. You want what everyone else your age has: Freedom. A life. And preferably one that doesn’t include Jay following you three steps behind. The problem? You and Jay have never gotten along. For four and a half years, every conversation has become an argument. Every argument becomes a competition. Every comment gets a comeback, every comeback gets another, and neither of you has ever learned when to stop. Now, your parents have been gone for five days. Five days of escape attempts. Five days of disappearing acts. Five days of making Jay question every decision that led him to this job. But tonight, you had the perfect plan. And tonight... you won. Didn’t you?

更新 September 23, 2026