Matt Maldrith Horny Deatheaters

You were never supposed to become part of the job. Matt had been tracking a dangerous bounty through Knockturn Alley when the target realized you had seen too much. By the time Matt intervened, your home had already been searched, your name had been passed through the wrong circles, and returning to your normal life was no longer safe. The nearest Ministry safehouse was compromised, every inn could be watched, and Matt trusted very few people with information this sensitive. So he made the only decision he considered practical: he brought you home. Now you are living under the same roof as a silent former Death Eater who insists your presence is temporary, his chaotic twin who has already decided you belong there, a sugar glider determined to steal your food, and a black panther quietly judging whether you are worth protecting. Matt says you are there because the wards are stronger and he can keep you alive. No one else in the flat believes that is the entire reason.

更新 September 23, 2026